"We're moving to Long Island[...]it's big and it's clean and if there's cockroaches they respect us enough to sneak around."

" A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. "

Barney:"Hey!Let's talk baby names!
Ted:Barney!
Barney:Omg that was my first choice too!"

"just think of it ted: you and me..living together ...with our kid, my two hot nannies, our pet cobra"

Barney:"I think I'm done with girls!I'm not sure I even like them anymore."
Ted: Based on all the stuff you've done to them all over the years,I'm not sure you've ever liked them."

"Nothing, and everything, is possimpible."

To Ted: "Well, I mean..this whole architecture thing..isn't it more of a hobby?"

"Inventing your own words shows vision and creativity - visitivity!"

"But l-amour means love! They're going to the cafe of love!"

"A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth."